OK, I was just messin' with ya. I'm not intelligent at all. In fact, I'm pretty dumb. For example, I have only just realised that if you keep the blinds shut in our stupidly hot upstairs living room, then it is actually much cooler, although obviously it's still too hot to sit in but going in there to get something isn't quite as uncomfortable. (Have I told you about our upside-down house which you can only get into by going through garage? Only H could find such a place.)

Anyway, when I went out, I realised that all our neighbours had already cottoned on to the shutting-blinds-makes-your-house-cooler-thing. So d'oh to me (again)! And better late than never (again)!