It's a miracle more people don't get food poisoning. I cleaned out our fridge the other day, which was pretty disgusting. Put it this way, I don't think I've ever cleaned out ANY fridge before. Slightly concerning.

Also at the weekend I made some sandwiches at this Oxfam thing (how good am I?) but it just really concerned me that anyone would allow me loose in a kitchen. Obviously I washed my hands but it's still worrying that people like me could be in charge of making food. I mean, even if I scrub my nails they are dirty again within 30 seconds.